Discount Coupons - Rules & Regulations

The fine print:

• Only one discount coupon is allowed per bid.
• Discount coupons cannot be used to pay for out-of-stock items or already aquired companies.
• Discount coupons may be redeemed only through our Web site, http://www.aqirus.com, toward the purchase of Aquirus Corp. They cannot be redeemed at any other web site operated by Aquirus owners, members of their families or parish, Aquirus affiliates, third-party merchants accessible from our site, or internet pornography sites frequented by the owners.
• Discount coupons are not redeemable for cash and cannot be returned for a cash refund. Aquirus is not liable for any civil or legal damages resulting from attempted use of Aquirus discount coupons for the purchase of cigarettes.
• Aquirus maintains the right to revoke discount offers in the event that the company valuation is adjusted to a total less than the discount coupons themselves.
• Discount coupon cash value is 1/10 of one cent.
• Discount coupons and their use on our Web site are subject to our general Conditions of Use as well as to the whims of the owners.
• Discount coupons expire on the included expiration date or one year from the date of issue, whichever comes first.*
• Aquirus Corp. reserves the right to change these terms and conditions from time to time in its discretion and with no obligation of fairness or good taste.
• Sorry, we cannot replace and are not responsible for lost or stolen discount coupons. If you lose yours, maybe you're not big enough to have discount coupons.
• If you have any questions, send us e-mail at orders@aquirus.com.
• AQUIRUS CORP. MAKES NO WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, WITH RESPECT TO DISCOUNT COUPONS, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION, ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTY OF MERCHANTABILITY OR FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. IN THE EVENT A DISCOUNT COUPON CODE IS NON-FUNCTIONAL, YOUR SOLE REMEDY, AND OUR SOLE LIABILITY, SHALL BE THE REPLACEMENT OF SUCH DISCOUNT COUPON IF WE'RE IN THE MOOD TO DO SO. CERTAIN STATE LAWS DO NOT ALLOW LIMITATIONS ON IMPLIED WARRANTIES OR THE EXCLUSION OR LIMITATION OF CERTAIN DAMAGES. IF THESE LAWS APPLY TO YOU, SOME OR ALL OF THE ABOVE DISCLAIMERS, EXCLUSIONS, OR LIMITATIONS MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU, AND YOU MIGHT HAVE ADDITIONAL RIGHTS, AND SAID LAWS SHOULD DEFINATELY BE REPEALED.